Me: My feet are cold. (seek out warmth) Hey, you're wearing socks in bed!
DH: 18 years of marriage, and this still surprises you?
Me: Yeah--I still think it's weird.
DH: Hmmm, I am wearing socks in bed, and my feet are warm. You are not wearing socks in bed, and your feet are cold. What does that tell you?
Me: That tells me that you need to take your socks off and warm up my feet!
He did. And that folks, is why we are still married after 18 years!
As long as it's just my feet you're using as footwarmers, we're doing fine. Just keep those icicles down below the knees, thank you very much!!
ReplyDeleteanother reason to feel good about my marriage lasting a long time...she does the same thing...and my response is the same.
ReplyDeleteHe sounds a lot like mine. (Only he'd never wear socks to bed because he's always hotter than hell.)
ReplyDeleteAww, that's cute! I was just going to say, you know what'll warm up your tootsies faster? Stick a foot under each armpit. Then you'll warm up as DH chases you around the room in fury. Totally non-autobiographical. I swear. Kinda.
ReplyDelete(I don't know why my name is reduced to a big ol' number, but it's me, Julie)
ReplyDeleteHey "6p00e54fdd46f48833", thanks for stopping by!
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